The 12 Days of Thanksgiving.

On the first day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me a very dry Russian wedding.

On the second day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the third day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the fourth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the fifth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the sixth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the seventh day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me seven toilets needing plunging, six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the eighth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me eight force-fed pies, seven toilets needing plunging, six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the ninth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me nine Excedrin Extra Strength, eight force-fed pies, seven toilets needing plunging, six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the tenth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me ten corn hole boards, nine Excedrin Extra Strength, eight force-fed pies, seven toilets needing plunging, six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the eleventh day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me eleven fake smiles, ten corn hole boards, nine Excedrin Extra Strength, eight force-fed pies, seven toilets needing plunging, six side-eyes, FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS! Four fireball shots, three peeping boys, two rehearsal dinner invites, and a very dry Russian wedding.

On the twelfth day of Thanksgiving my true love gave to me (sing it with me now)

twelve kids under five with no naps

eleven fake smiles

ten corn hole boards

nine Excedrin Extra Strength

eight force-fed pies

seven toilets needing plunging

six side-eyes

FIVE GOLDEN FLASKS!

four fireball shots

three peeping boys

two rehearsal dinner invites

and a very dry Russian wedding.

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