Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen. First of Her Name. The Unburnt. Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and First Men. Queen of Meereen. Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. Breaker of Chains. Mother of Dragons.
The white-haired girl on Game of Thrones.
Julie of the House Burton.
Whoa, you look just like her.
Did you actually dye your hair?
Call her what you want.
Halloween isn’t about the kids. Get, kids. Go find me a Milky Way. Halloween is about changing who you are for one night. You are not who you were born to be. You can be anyone in the world with the help of an Etsy account and Amazon Prime. You can even be a delicious Milky Way. No one needs to worry about travel or serving dinner or your grandma telling you your brother is her favorite. This isn’t that kind of holiday. Halloween is pure entertainment with a cocktail in hand. Because it’s what we do – we drink and we know things.
Halloween is about knocking off those who reign.
For one year, Beetlejuice and Miss Argentina sat on the Iron Throne in Suburbia. Who else could knock them off than the Mother of Dragons. This is her game. The Game of Thrones.
Jorah, shieraki gori ha yearn! – That means Jorah, let’s kick their ass.
Jorah couldn’t help her this time. Khal Drogo couldn’t help either. Who could possibly bring down the Mother of Dragons – from Season 1 and Season 3.
This is the scariest picture taken this night. But no, Daenerys and Khal took down A Christmas Story bunny.
Hooters waitresses just wanted a tip. Bob Ross just wanted to talk about happy trees.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Ah, we’re getting close. Catwoman gave birth to the one that took down the Iron Throne.
Avatars took down Game of Thrones. Again.
The yellow contacts. The flattened noses. The wigs sewn into their hair. The full-frontal nudity covered only by a piece of cloth and some blue paint. Hollywood beat the Game of Thrones.
I knew we should have hired Peter Dinklage to bartend, Scott.