This is all I have to give you.

There’s nothing here to read.

I don’t have anything to write about. Well, no, that’s not true. I have things to write about but nothing sounds good. It’s like picking out a place to eat. I’m sick of Mexican food. I’m sick of salads. And I’m sick of all this political nonsense. It’s leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Let’s see, what do I have to offer my guests here on the ‘ole Bug Bytes…

How about a glass of ice water and some screenshots? Pony up, let’s go.

 

cat

And that’s how Kate got the Gif app taken off her iPod.

 

egg

Oh, the Gif App. How I love you so.

 

 

peffercorn.PNG

Kate still has the angry emojis. 

 

school

And now Kate figured out how to use google to prove to me she shouldn’t have to eat hot lunches. 

 

winston

I just wanted to see the baby.

 

breastfeeding

Ok, she does look like me. And I have that dress. No sh*ts given.

 

hair

That hair though.

 

babygotback

Look at her butt.

 

weiner

It must be tough to navigate this world with a wiener.

 

takeyourdaughter

Kate owns us all.

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5 thoughts on “This is all I have to give you.

  1. Jesus, that wedding reception woman is your doppleganger. Lol. Sometimes the best posts are the ones where we’re just filling space randomly. I actually enjoyed this one. You give that girl her gif app back. She needs to learn somewhere. Lol.

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