Maybe it was the fact that Zach Morris never had a beard.
Or maybe it was because Kelly Kapowski had bangs.
Greetings from Suburbia – where the dead trump Kelly Kapowski.
Yes, that is a real 90s cell phone. And yes. I said where the dead trump Kelly Kapowski.
Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.
I mean, I don’t know – you tell me – were we in the presence of Michael Keaton and Patrice Martinez? Pom poms dropped.
Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski lost the Halloween costume contest. But so did a lot of characters: Little Red and her bad nightgown’ed wolf. Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. A Popeye with boobs and an Olive Oyl with an adam’s apple. Wayne and Garth showed up. I believe I saw Hillary Clinton in the corner, begging for votes.
And then we have Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. But what if I told you this is the father of Beetlejuice.
In the end, the trophy went to Beetlejuice and Miss Argentina under the direction of ….
Until next year – hosted by the Burtons.
Damnit, Scott. We need to up our game.