Phone dump.

Do you ever go to Vegas and get the sensation you’re being watched?

Well, you are being watched. The eye in the sky. Everyone knows that.

I don’t know what “the cloud” is but I get the sensation there’s someone up there watching, storing, and laughing behind a room of computer screens.

I got a new phone this week. The cloud saved my pictures because the cloud must know all. I pulled those pictures and saved them in the form of a blog post. My contact numbers are still floating around. I haven’t pulled those down yet.

So if you get a text from me asking, “who are you?” please don’t make a joke and say “I’m superman.”

Because I know that’s not true.

Scott and I are.

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Just kidding. We’re not Clark Kent and Superman. Scott vetoed this Halloween costume but not before I got a picture of what could have been.

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No, Emma and Kate are not mannequins either.

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Mardi Gras girl? Nah.

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Screw you and your beads. Tell ’em, Kate.

I just happened to catch her middle finger up. She’s not that kid.

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But she is this kid hugging a bear with a latte.

Ugh. The “cloud.” Always watching. I swear we are good parents. Good people. Don’t believe everything you see on a computer screen.

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Friends who know how to rhyme are always good to have around.

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Well, at least the dog thinks we’re funny.

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Like really funny.

I’m sorry. Scott can be mildly offensive.

A heavy flow and wide-set vagina.

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Sometimes I think I am the man in this relationship.

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Yes, there are women out there that love football and have a strong dislike for Alabama. And don’t even talk to me about K-State. Or the Chiefs.

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Oh. He’s manned up now.

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Cloud, you know how much I love that maps app. And I know Hakuna Matata means “no worries.”

I won’t worry, cloud. I have a new phone and I have a strange feeling there’s someone watching, storing, and laughing behind a room of computer screens.

3 thoughts on “Phone dump.

  1. Real men are comfortable enough to talk about our vaginas, even at its worse! That Kate is a sassy lil thang, isn’t she? Too cute. We got new phones too!!! It’s so a pain in the ass! We don’t use the cloud because I feel as though my daughter and wife and I will all have our crap mixed together and I don’t want my daughter seeing those boob pics my wife sends me all the time! Lol, in my dreams. I’d like to see the Chiefs give Chase Daniels a shot. I think he’d be the next Drew Breese, and I’m totally serious and not being biased because he played for MIZZOU.

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