This isn’t a planned post.
I love it when life sends me a blog-worthy jewel to share.
You guys, I cannot even make this up.
Scott and I lead separate lives during the fall. He hunts. And I mindlessly escape from life on Pinterest: the humor section. It’s the land of my people.
A pin goes through my feed. Pinned by my friend, Carmen –
Hmm. I don’t get it. I should ask Carmen what this means.
Comment by Amanda: Bahahaha. That’s hilarious.
Comment by Carmen: I know, right?! Can’t stop laughing.
Doesn’t matter, had sex. Doesn’t matter. Had sex. How is this funny? Well, now I have to ask.
Comment by me: I don’t get it? Am I dumb?
Comment by Carmen: She bit his head off … that’s what a female praying mantis does after or during sex … typical male … “doesn’t matter. Had sex.”
Comment by me: Ohhhhh! Ok, I get it now. I didn’t know the females did that. Hahahaha.
12 hours later.
Text message from Scott:
Welcome back to Bug Bytes, Scott.