The more you know.

This isn’t a planned post.

I love it when life sends me a blog-worthy jewel to share.

You guys, I cannot even make this up.

Scott and I lead separate lives during the fall. He hunts. And I mindlessly escape from life on Pinterest: the humor section. It’s the land of my people.

A pin goes through my feed. Pinned by my friend, Carmen –

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Hmm. I don’t get it. I should ask Carmen what this means. 

Comment by Amanda: Bahahaha. That’s hilarious.

Comment by Carmen: I know, right?! Can’t stop laughing.

Doesn’t matter, had sex. Doesn’t matter. Had sex. How is this funny? Well, now I have to ask. 

Comment by me: I don’t get it? Am I dumb?

Comment by Carmen: She bit his head off … that’s what a female praying mantis does after or during sex … typical male … “doesn’t matter. Had sex.”

Comment by me: Ohhhhh! Ok, I get it now. I didn’t know the females did that. Hahahaha.

 

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12 hours later.

Text message from Scott:

I got bit by this.

I just got bit by this.

 

Welcome back to Bug Bytes, Scott.

 

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8 thoughts on “The more you know.

  1. I teach 8th grade science and didn’t get it either – but it’s my first year teaching science! So, that’s my lame excuse. Also, I teach physics and chemistry… so I am claiming an additional excuse. Pretty funny, and I’m leaving it at that – dumbass man.

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    • Thank you for making me feel better about not knowing about the female praying mantis. 🙂 I’m beginning to think Carmen is a genius.
      1st year teaching 8th grade science – middle school. Dang. I’m sending you much luck this year!!

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