I trust you with my iPhone while I’m gone.

I will not be posting a Monday post next week.

I’ll be floating on a noodle off the Florida Keys with a cocktail in hand. Or I will be in a boat putting up the big fight against a trophy Mahi. The fishing reports are excellent.

I trust you guys to watch over my blog until I get back. Make yourself at home. Snoop around. Oh, here. These should keep you entertained – my iPhone pictures. Have fun!

 

I think Siri does autocorrects. She's a funny one.
I think Siri is behind the autocorrects. She’s a funny one.

 

Tina is on the short list.
Tina is on the short list.

 

The funniest thing about this picture is I was holding a treat because the dogs wouldn't smile for my picture. I put the treat away after I got my shot.
The funniest thing about this picture is I was holding a treat because the dogs wouldn’t smile for my picture. I put the treat away after I got my shot.

 

Oh, hey. How did that get there?
Oh, hey. How did that get there?

 

I don't live a glamorous life.
I don’t live a glamorous life.

 

This is a real thing.
This is a real camping thing.

 

How sweet. A Mother's Day card.
How sweet. A Mother’s Day card.

 

She knows her mother too well.
The fine print never lies.

 

That's funny. They printed it upside down!
That’s funny. They printed it upside down.

 

Ok! Ok! I'll stop the trash talk. Geez.
Ok! Ok! I’ll stop the trash talk. I start twitching when football season gets close.

 

Do I really have a wild look to me?
Do I really have a wild Indian look to me?

 

That adorable niece of mine.
That adorable niece of mine.

 

He's so cool.
He’s so cool.

 

Please invite me to your White Elephant Christmas party. Please.
Please invite me to your White Elephant Christmas party. Please.

 

Why take a car when you can take a lawn mower down city streets?
Why take a car when you can take a lawn mower down the ‘hood streets?

 

One of my biggest parenting decisions is to introduce Emma to her own iPod with text messaging.
One of my biggest parenting mistakes is giving Emma her own iPod with text messaging.

 

Sometimes Pinterest pins tell it the best.
Sometimes Pinterest tells it best.

 

Belle
Babies can sense danger.

 

Too old
I’m still too old for Bachelorette parties.

 

What would YOU do?
I mean, what would YOU do?

 

 

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