I had a real post ready today.
I spent Sunday night writing and laughing in bed. Scott asked what I was writing about. I told him our upcoming vacation.
He said if I publicly post about our vacation, he would divorce me. Our house could get broken into and no one needs to know when we’re gone.
You guys, I’ve posted about upcoming vacations before – You know nothing about this upcoming vacation.
And I’m in no mood to hire a divorce attorney.
I’ll just write about my neighbors on vacation.
See Scott – everything is fine. Their houses were not robbed. I had their door handles connected to a hot iron because Joe Pesci might show up when the automatic Christmas lights go on.