Here, scroll through my iPhone.

I’m working on a blog post and it’s taking more time than I thought.

Here’s my iPhone to keep you entertained. I’m sure there’s something that will make you laugh while you wait.

 

Kate swimsuit

Kate’s Hello Kitty swimsuit.

My neighbors love me.

My neighbors love me.

My darling daughter.

My darling daughter. By the way, don’t buy those cookies. Gross.

My other precious daughter.

My other darling daughter.

I like to ask people if they heard about Scott breaking his hip. Oh, here. I have his x-ray.

“Hey, did you hear that Scott broke his hip? I swear. Look, I have his x-ray on my phone.”

Scott loves me.

The dog loves me.

This is what happens when you read Bug Bytes while ordering a breast pump.

This is what happens when you read Bug Bytes while ordering a breast pump.

I speak Pinterest whenever possible.

I speak Pinterest whenever possible.

But they looked so cute chatting.

But they looked so cute chatting. Huh. Look at that, Kate went for the whiskey.

Scott loves me.

Scott loves me.

Shopped for my kids on Christmas eve.

Shopped for my kids on December 23rd.

It was my April Fools joke.

It was my April Fools joke on Facebook. It was really a test to see who actually knows me. Some of you failed.

Just some neighborhood shenanigans.

Just some neighborhood shenanigans. Don’t ask questions and move along.

Emma's deer.

Why doesn’t Scott ever listen to me?

Happiest place earth, kids!

Happiest place on earth, kids!

'MERICA. Tell em' Kate.

‘MERICA. Tell em’ Kate.

 

17 thoughts on “Here, scroll through my iPhone.

    • Julie says:

      There’s a house across the street from me for sale. I’m thinking about doing interviews on the porch. Lol.
      I go braless a lot. It’s my own house, damnit.

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  1. My chiropractor put up an X-ray like that of me up and showed it to a girl – who had a similar injury to me, but very different parts. In junior high. I was pretty proud, though.

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