I have a secret talent.
But I can only showcase my talent in October. I love carving pumpkins. If I’m going to be elbow deep in that disgusting pumpkin mush then there better be something pretty coming from it. I did away with the pumpkin face stencils years ago. I got bored. I needed a challenge. One year, I carved a detailed Cinderella’s Castle for Emma. I found tiny colored lights that I poked through the castle windows. I spent 4 hours of my life carving magic for my 2-year-old. MAGIC, I tell you. Of course, I can’t find the picture. Last year, I carved K-State’s head coach, Bill Snyder.
K-State isn’t doing too hot this year. I’m not really speaking to Bill right now. Moving on.
I guess I’ll throw Scott and Emma a bone. Those two are like a wolf pack preying for meat anyway. I guess I’ll do hunting related pumpkins.
Yeah, I know. I’m sure there’s better pumpkin carving greatness on the Internet. I can’t compete with Pinterest. Hey, I should find little suction cup arrows and somehow fling them from the pumpkin at trick-or-treaters.