Beer me.

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning, sunshine! We have a dentist appointment today!

Spit a mouthful of water at dentist. Peed on me when I picked her up. Yelled at receptionist that she didn't get a toy like Emma. Yelled at receptionist that she didn't like the toy.

Spit a mouthful of water at the dentist. Peed on me when I picked her up. Yelled at receptionist that she didn’t get a toy like Emma. The receptionist got her a coin to pick out a toy. Yelled at receptionist that she didn’t like the toy. Stomped out of the office with no shoes on. I whipped that cookie out of her hand so fast in the parking lot.

I probably don’t even need to tell you that Scott is out of town.

I’m seriously sitting on my front porch as I write this at 3:30 in the afternoon. The kids are inside. I’m holding up my beer at every car that passes. I got some honks. They must know Kate lives here.

Cheers.

Cheers. I stole Kate’s princess sticker because I earned it, damnit.

It’s only one. Just to take the edge off. Don’t judge.

There are 7 more days until school for those keeping track at home.

15 thoughts on “Beer me.

    • ksujulie says:

      Lol he’s working out of town. Believe me, if he was hunting I would drop the kids off at the base of his deer stand, yell that I’m clocking out and drive off.

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  1. “I stole Kate’s princess sticker because I earned it, damnit.”

    I’m laughing so hard.

    After the doctor incident and the evil Kate picture, I knew that some crap was gonna hit the fan. And Kate delivered, much to the detriment of your sanity. Hold on one week more!

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    • ksujulie says:

      One more week!! But why do I have a feeling I will be writing about Kate and her attitude problem for years to come?? She will be her dad’s problem come the teenage/boyfriend years.

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  2. Cristina says:

    Lmao….. sounds like my house, but I now have 3 teenage girls 13,14,15, It really never gets better….. I am really surprised I dont Have a drinking problelm……lol

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