Good morning, sunshine! We have a dentist appointment today!
Spit a mouthful of water at the dentist. Peed on me when I picked her up. Yelled at receptionist that she didn’t get a toy like Emma. The receptionist got her a coin to pick out a toy. Yelled at receptionist that she didn’t like the toy. Stomped out of the office with no shoes on. I whipped that cookie out of her hand so fast in the parking lot.
I probably don’t even need to tell you that Scott is out of town.
I’m seriously sitting on my front porch as I write this at 3:30 in the afternoon. The kids are inside. I’m holding up my beer at every car that passes. I got some honks. They must know Kate lives here.
Cheers. I stole Kate’s princess sticker because I earned it, damnit.
It’s only one. Just to take the edge off. Don’t judge.
There are 7 more days until school for those keeping track at home.