Hello. Welcome to my iPhone.

Sure, swipe through the pictures. I’ll add commentary:

Butt licker.
My dog licks cat butt.
I couldn't decide whether to avoid this person at the gym or find my new BFF.
I couldn’t decide whether to avoid this person at the gym or find my new BFF.
"If you don't stop fighting, I'm going to turn around and take a picture of you." Works every time.
“If you don’t stop fighting, I’m going to turn around and take a picture of you.” Works every time.
Sad face!
Sad face!
Where have I seen this face?
Same damn bird. Now it has mastered the Bert stare.
Bert stare.
The Bert stare.
Weirdest thing. Found a car hanging upside down.
Weirdest thing. Found a car hanging upside down.
Scott: Bad day at work. Me: I don't feel bad for you.
Scott: You won’t believe the kind of day I’ve had at work.Β Me: Oh, really?
Old picture. Still funny.
Old picture. Still funny.
She is her father's daughter.
She is her father’s daughter.
My dog lies.
My dog sits on a thrown of lies.
Men will never learn.
Dads will never learn.
Didn't the vet know who he was talking to?
Didn’t the vet know who he was talking to?
I can't even make this crap up. It's a stick. A STICK. Nothing more to see here.
I can’t even make this up. It’s holding a stick. A STICK. Nothing more.

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