Hello. Welcome to my iPhone.

Sure, swipe through the pictures. I’ll add commentary:

Butt licker.

My dog licks cat butt.

I couldn't decide whether to avoid this person at the gym or find my new BFF.

I couldn’t decide whether to avoid this person at the gym or find my new BFF.

"If you don't stop fighting, I'm going to turn around and take a picture of you." Works every time.

“If you don’t stop fighting, I’m going to turn around and take a picture of you.” Works every time.

Sad face!

Sad face!

Where have I seen this face?

Same damn bird. Now it has mastered the Bert stare.

Bert stare.

The Bert stare.

Weirdest thing. Found a car hanging upside down.

Weirdest thing. Found a car hanging upside down.

Scott: Bad day at work. Me: I don't feel bad for you.

Scott: You won’t believe the kind of day I’ve had at work.Β Me: Oh, really?

Old picture. Still funny.

Old picture. Still funny.

She is her father's daughter.

She is her father’s daughter.

My dog lies.

My dog sits on a thrown of lies.

Men will never learn.

Dads will never learn.

Didn't the vet know who he was talking to?

Didn’t the vet know who he was talking to?

I can't even make this crap up. It's a stick. A STICK. Nothing more to see here.

I can’t even make this up. It’s holding a stick. A STICK. Nothing more.

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