I went around the house last night “mommy shaming” myself while Scott was giving the girls a bath. If you are unfamiliar what mommy/dog/baby shaming is, it is holding up a sign in front of yourself, dog or baby admitting something shameful. I believe it all started with this dog shaming website.
I can’t help but admit my own mommy-shames because Lord knows I have some:
I put my kids in a tub of water and call it a bath.
I let my kids eat NERDS all the time b/c I like the noise they make when vacuumed.
My kids know what a “hoppy” beer smells like.
I don’t get dressed for day until it’s 3:15 in afternoon. And only for the (school) parents.
I am researching long distance baby monitors so I can drink w/my neighbors.
I am not picking this up unless company comes over.
I told my kids raisins are candy. It worked.
Scott asked what I was doing. I showed him my signs.
Scott: Ha. That’s cute.
Me: Cute? It’s funny!
Scott: (shrugs) Yeah, I guess.
Me: Fine. Whatever.
Sorry future teenagers. Beat you to the sex cave.
And I made my 3 year old take this picture.
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