Emma got stung by a wasp. The next day, she was asking me about it.
Emma: So, how does a wasp sting me?
Me: It has a stinger as a tail.
Emma: So…its butt is a stinger?
Me: I guess so.
Emma: So do you mean that it pooped on me?
Me: It’s not poop. It’s the wasp’s defense to sting. A defense means he is trying to protect himself before you try to hurt him.
Emma: Well. That’s a rude defense. Stinger from your butt.
Emma: I wish I was dreaming because this car ride is taking forever.
Scott: Emma! When do you want to go back to Disney World?
Emma: hmm…about 12 days.
I was going pee and Emma busts in on me.
Emma: I have to potty.
Me: Ok. I’m done.
(Emma reaches to flush the toilet)
Me: No, just go. Just pee on mine and then flush.
Emma: ha! Like mix your own ice cream?
Me: Kate, you have to go potty before swimming?
Kate: No, I potty in pool.
Kate was watching Tangled on iPad. I walk in the room and smell poop.
Me: Did you poop?
Kate: (looks up, no expression on her face) ‘Punzel did it. ‘Punzel pooped. (looks back down)
Emma and Kate were fighting over a toy.
Me: Ok. Emma. Let Kate play for 5 minutes then you will play with it.
Emma: Ugh!! Count to zero. Go.
Kate: I want some milk.
Me: Oh Kit, we are out of milk.
Kate: I want coffee.
Kate and I were walking home from dropping off Em at school. I got a whiff of manure or something.
Me: Ohhhh..dang, that stinks.
Kate: It’s daddy’s poop.
Kate was using play binoculars and looking at me in living room. I was drinking my coffee.
Me: hellloooo!! Do you see me, Kate!!
Kate: I see my coffee.
Leaving our “old” house for last time.
Me: Emma, say bye to the old house!
Emma: But there’s nothing wrong with it.
Kate: Knock knock
Emma: who’s there?
Emma: Claire who?
Kate: Claire did it.
Kate pooped in potty and I was wiping her butt.
Me: oh kate! It’s a clean break! Yay!
Kate: Claire break it.
Scott: Emma, are you so excited to live in a magical princess forest?
Emma: Dad. We live in Olathe.
Kate: I want play outside.
Me: Ok. (Get her shoes on, Kate runs to door.)
Me: Emma, look where Aunt JJ is right now! (show Brazil on map).
She is like so far away, it’s spring there!
Emma: Why is it spring in Brazil?
Me: Because she’s close to the bottom of earth.
Emma: Like in the dirt, or something?