Emma: Daddy, Nana is really short.
Scott: Why do you say that?
Emma: Because she can’t reach the deep end in the pool. (The deep end
is 9 feet deep. ha)
Jenna was doing laundry. Emma was helping folding clothes. Emma holds up a sports bra.
Emma: What is this?
Jenna: It’s called a sports bra.
Emma: It’s a baby one! Where is the baby pile?
Emma: The moon! Look!
Me: Yeah, it’s a full moon! And it’s yellow!
Emma: Yeah, the moon has a full tummy. He must have just ate.
Emma brought me her underwear after going to the bathroom.
Emma: Mommy, I think there is dirt in my underwear.
Me: No, it’s not. You pooped your pants!
Emma: Maybe it’s mud then.
Me: Fine, here smell it.